awash in humorous angst

taking myself too seriously and other varieties of self-doubt



don’t worry i’m make some hot chocolate and get the biscuits, and it will all be ok soon

And he loves her. He loves her like he can never grab enough of her between his fingers. And no matter how close he gets, even when they make love, it never feels close enough.

- Iain S. Thomas, Intentional Dissonance (via perfect)

(via br4inwashed)



The odds of being attacked by a shark in the US are 1 in 11,500,000, but no one gets mad at people who want to avoid the ocean.

The odds of a woman being sexually assaulted in her lifetime are 1 in 6, but if she doesn’t feel safe around strange men she’s a stereotyping bitch.

Strange old world we live in.

If a dog bites someone the dog gets put down immediately. If a man rapes a woman the first thing she’s asked is “what were you wearing”

(via squarestrawberries)