awash in humorous angst

taking myself too seriously and other varieties of self-doubt


i feel like i can’t go anywhere anymore without people soothsaying my downfall. even the cashier at taco bell was all “the flock of crows taken to following you portent a disastrous and blah blah fucking blah,” i get it, i’m about to undergo a storm of tribulation, what frickin ever 

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Maturing is realizing how many things don’t require your comment.

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